Top 5 Most Hateable Lakers

The Jazz and Mavericks have always held the two most hated spots in my heart, but, during this series, the Lakers have become a part of my most hated triumverate. They have all the components of a team that Rockets fans can love to hate. They have the worst fans in the entire NBA, they have consistantly been a thorn in the Rockets' side, and they have players that are more annoying than my younger brother. Following is my list of the top 5 Lakers I love to hate.

1.) Saha Vujacic (aka The Slovenian Sex Offender)



Just look at his face. What does that make you want to do? Kill small animals? Light yourself on fire? Punch his lights out? Kick him in his nuts? All of the above? He came into game 1 and proceeded to rape Vakeaton Wafer in the middle of the court; however, L.A. law enforcement has yet to file charges. And his hair. It looks cool on Luis, but Sasha just looks gay. He flops. That secures my hatred. And, Kobe has attacked him on the bench because of his gayness.

2.) Kobe Bryant



The dirtiest player to ever win a MVP award. Look at this series: he tackles Shane and throws a few elbows/knees, he throws an elbow into Crazy Ron's kneck, and he talked trash to Shane (the best person in the NBA). Also, he raped a girl and cheats on his crazy wife. He whines to the refs, flops, and throws elbows all the time. Also, he raped a girl in Colorado and his wife is a bitch.

3.) Derek Fisher

He loaded up and knocked Scola's head off. Enough said.

4.) Pau Gasol



He was a part of the Spanish basketball team's racist photos before the Olympics. Its time for Yao to continue the Revenge Tour '09 (Round 1: Rudy Fernandez and Sergio Rodriguez, Round 2: Pau). He flops, he whines, and what is wrong with his stupid beard.



5.) The Weird Guy who Sits Next to Jack Nicholson

Who do you think you are? Why do you get to sit front row at the playoffs dressed like that? Who is that guy? If anyone knows where this guy lives, please go break off a table leg and stab him. He is representative of what is wrong with the Los Angeles Lakers. The fans go to the game to dress weird and be on tv. You will never see this guy cheer or stand up, even if Kobe hits a buzzer beater.

In conclusion, the Lakers can suck my Novak.